I'll see what I can do. Celadon's not too far from Saffron, so I can probably just teleport there and hitch a train ride the rest of the way.

[Coulda picked a worst spot in Kanto to take up residence, really. Heh.]

Anyway... I'd say no cheap shots below the belt, but that's just me.

[He figures any guy would understand, though. There are some lines you just don't cross.]