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Soos Ramirez ([personal profile] questionmarksthespot) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2016-08-31 07:41 pm

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Who: The Pines Family, Soos Ramirez, and YOU

Where: Cherrygrove City

When: August 31

Summary: Dipper and Mabel reunite with their Grunkle Ford as they celebrate their technical 14th birthday

Rating: Probably PG at the worst?

Log:

[Birthdays are important to some people. Especially when you've shared every single birthday with one other person for as long as you both can remember. That's why Soos has spent approximately all his remaining Pokédollars on a slightly-temporally-questionable party for Dipper and Mabel.]

[Set up on the beaches of Cherrygrove are a few cheap tables of food - sheet pizza and chips and trays of that salad nobody really likes, and Pecha Pit Cola, and later in the day, of course, a cake. More notable is the rented PokéPetting Zoo, featuring a large pen of rideable Skiddo, with smaller pens of Buneary, Tepig, Swinub, a few Seel, one Snorlax pulling double duty as a trampoline bean-bag chair, and, perhaps regrettably, a small swarm of Drifloon.]

[There haven't been invitations or anything, but the beach is hardly a private area, and the more the merrier, right?]


meteorman: (4 | bipedal p)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-09-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
A clear lack of physics, you say? I haven't observed anything like that as of yet.

[Hey, Dipper, you beat him to something. Time to share your knowledge because that sounds incredible.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Save yourself)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-09-15 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Did you see those ledges? Normally you would be able to climb those, but the physics here prevent you! [It was rather annoying.] You need a Pokémon named Gogoat to get up on those ledges! How does that make sense?

[And there's more.] And you have to teach Pokemon the move Surf before you can get on their backs to surf across water. Won't work otherwise.
meteorman: (12 | flirting with infinity)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-09-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
It won't work? You mean some sort of force will physical prevent you from climbing aboard, or they simply won't be able to carry your weight?

[That really doesn't make any sense, but he feels like there must be some kind of internal logic at work.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Feed it up a knock)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-09-19 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Even the huge ones, like Lapras, need that move before you can climb on. Just like you need Fly in order to get on a flying types back.

[It's awful. How are they supposed to get anywhere????]
meteorman: (15 | oh so tight)

1/2

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-09-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
How odd.
meteorman: (14 | that fit inside you)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-09-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it incredible? I could fill another three journals just with speculation about how this universe works.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Birds and snakes)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-09-25 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It would take years!

[That's actually said with a lot of excitement. LET'S DO THIS]
meteorman: (11 | we only need the point)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-09-28 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAHHHH]

From what I've been told it is entirely possible that we'll have years. I met a young lady who says she's been here for six.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Don't misserve your own needs)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-09-28 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
S-Six?

[..... you mean Dipper could become an adult here and never have to worry about school? But.... HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THE WHOLE AWKWARD TEEN THING IN HIGH SCHOOL]
meteorman: (8 | all the places you anoint)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-09-28 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Pretty sure Dipper could be an awkward teen anywhere, anytime.]

Ah, Dipper. There are far worse universes to spend an extended vacation in.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Speed)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-09-29 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least Pokemon would distract others from his gangly appearance? He's never going to be buff like Stan and Ford.]

True. It's not a world made of spaghetti where people eat each other. [DON'T TELL HIM THAT'S REAL IT'S AN EXAMPLE]
meteorman: (Default)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-10-01 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
[But there are at least two worlds like that...]

Precisely! Despite its odd physics it is I believe overall incredibly benign. It's very rare that a universe welcomes new arrivals with an entire backpack of supplies.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Wasn't coming in a hurry)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-10-02 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
That lady who calls herself everyone's mom is pretty weird, though. You gotta admit that.

[Maybe she's insane?]
meteorman: (2 | in hands of men)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-10-03 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, weird I'll grant you. Dangerous? Probably not.

[It's probably some kind of metaphor.]
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ Feed it up a knock)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-10-04 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Says you. She literally tossed me out.

[How could she toss an adult?]
meteorman: (5 | they draw an altar on which)

[personal profile] meteorman 2016-10-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Literally?

[Huh.]

All she did to me was insistently usher me out the door.
sneezelikeakitten: (♠ It starts with an earthquake)

[personal profile] sneezelikeakitten 2016-10-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you're an adult.

[Dipper may have annoyed her to the point of tossing him out.]