MAN, John is gonna come up with something SO BITING to say, like, he sees that shitty little smirk. It's obvious FA is doing this on purpose to piss off whatever employee he meets. Why would someone DO something like that! Where does this guy get off--

--and then Dirk suddenly shoves his way in front of Fancy Asshole just as John's about to take his money, and John flounders for a moment as his brain tries to switch tracks and flops around, just...trying to unpack this entire situation. Hey, what the fuck? What the fuck, though. He comes to the only conclusion that makes sense.

"Did you sic this guy on me to try and get me to quit my job?!"