Never before in his life has John ever felt such a strong impulse to go ohhhh like he was an extra on Wilmer Valderrama's shortlived competition TV show 'Yo Mamma'. He's just as confused as before but now there's like. Some sort of anime-off happening? Like, which one of them, Dirk or FA, can be the most insufferable anime man.
At least he's apparently insulted them both simultaneously by implying they're working together to aggravate John. That's a nice, accidental bonus. Coworkers, though...where does Dirk even work? John's never remembered to ask but he guesses that's a thing adults are meant to find out about each other? Honestly, he can't imagine either of these dudes escaping their own anal cavity enough to participate in any real kind of job. Rude phone tech support? Are they BOTH heels?
If they start a fight right now does John get in trouble?
"Does this really have to happen right now?" he manages to get out before Dirk Starts Something. He didn't even manage to get Solus' money yet. Goddammit, Dirk.
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At least he's apparently insulted them both simultaneously by implying they're working together to aggravate John. That's a nice, accidental bonus. Coworkers, though...where does Dirk even work? John's never remembered to ask but he guesses that's a thing adults are meant to find out about each other? Honestly, he can't imagine either of these dudes escaping their own anal cavity enough to participate in any real kind of job. Rude phone tech support? Are they BOTH heels?
If they start a fight right now does John get in trouble?
"Does this really have to happen right now?" he manages to get out before Dirk Starts Something. He didn't even manage to get Solus' money yet. Goddammit, Dirk.