[video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

[A loud groan comes from a girl with pink pigtails laying on the floor of a Pokecenter. She looks up and... well, she looks pretty sick. There's tons of candy wrappers strewn about, which might be a clue as to why she sounds sick.]

Ughh...

I think there's something wrong with this body. I'm giving it food! All the food it wants! But now it just hurts...

Ugh... I'm so over this being human stuff. I'm out. Who do I talk to so I can have my gem body back?

Comments

[video]

[conniemaheswaran]

...Spinel. You do realize that's candy, right? Humans can't just survive off candy.

[She swears, sometimes it's like looking after a little kid with Spinel.]

[video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

[Over 6000 years old but the mind of a 5-year-old.]

But it's sooooooo good... except for now.

[conniemaheswaran]

Spinel, are you familiar with the concept of del- wait, nevermind.

[Right. Soft spot.]

Anyways, there's plenty of healthy stuff that tastes just as good. Fruits and human berries for example!

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

Really? I guess I could try some of these fruits. Just as long as none of 'em makes me feel like this again.

[conniemaheswaran]

You have to try them, like everything, in moderation.

I'd suggest starting with apples.

[That is certainly a sentence Connie just said.]

They're really sweet most of the time, but nutritious and too big for you to eat a bunch at one time.

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

Okay, apples... got it.

[A pause. Connie probably knows what question comes next.]

Sooo... where can I find these apple?

[conniemaheswaran]

...Spinel.

Have you been anything but PokéMart candy?

[Oh, brother.]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

Maaaaaybe.

What? Food is supposed to be food, right?