For the most part, Hades nods along when Dirk chimes in, offering him a smile at his gratitude, but he also listens for his own curiosity. He does notice there seems to be some implication that goes unspoken, though he takes a note of the 'gay bar' distinction at least. Left only a moment to ponder that ghost of an implication.

However, when he lists off this supposed fantasy, he can't help but look a little baffled at the criteria--yet Hythlodaeus tops it entirely with what he says. With owlish eyes, he stares at him wordlessly...honestly, what can he say to that?

So, for the moment, he's just...stunned. Utterly flabbergasted.