Not that Dirk doesn't think he's funny. He's better than 'funny,' he's absolutely fucking hilarious, and he knows it. People who disagree are objectively wrong, and that's that on that.
To no one's surprise, he doesn't smile; he doesn't budge an inch. And he's very purposefully refusing to acknowledge the observation about his height.
Fortunately(?), Hythlodaeus takes the opportunity to switch gears abruptly--to work, for some reason--and Dirk does some quick mental maths.
".... a heist will buy us another week without checking in."
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Not that Dirk doesn't think he's funny. He's better than 'funny,' he's absolutely fucking hilarious, and he knows it. People who disagree are objectively wrong, and that's that on that.
To no one's surprise, he doesn't smile; he doesn't budge an inch. And he's very purposefully refusing to acknowledge the observation about his height.
Fortunately(?), Hythlodaeus takes the opportunity to switch gears abruptly--to work, for some reason--and Dirk does some quick mental maths.
".... a heist will buy us another week without checking in."