Video 03, a horrible decision was made

[runicfeathers]

[At first there is dead silence and then a voice clears, sounding absolutely horrified and the expression along with it once Willow's face appears shows that same horrified expression.

JUST WHO THOUGHT TO NAME THAT TERRIBLE SITE FLETCHINDR?! I EXPECTED BIRDS, NOT... NOT THAT TYPE OF PICTURES.

[She takes a breath, clinging to a pillow and burying her face in it to hide her humiliation. A few breaths before humiliated laughs erupt, and then silence once more before looking back to the camera.]

Disgusting. Naming such a thing after a bird. Is there any other kind of app I should be avoiding if I do not wish to see one's nethers?


(OOC: from Plurk, Tindr has become Fletchindr, a horrible decision really.)

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[secondhandsome]

Oh, ouch. That's, uh... That's just unfortunate.

You probably wanna stay away from any apps ending in indr like that.

[fingersandteeth]

Ah, stay away from Gravlr and Cloystr too. They're more of the same, only with male pictures for men and female pictures for women, respectively.

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[spacebaloney]

What kind of pictures?

[Oh, ignore him. Lance knows exactly what kind of pictures are on that thing. He'd put up some of his own long time ago in hopes of getting a few right swipes. We all hope Willow was lucky enough not to come across his.]

Why am I not surprised Lance has an account

[runicfeathers]

Erm.. s-some were not clothed. There were some men who deemed it okay to send those awful pictures.

[fortune favours Willow that she has not seen any of Lance, otherwise she'd be horrified even more.]

[runicfeathers]

I will keep this in mind, thank you. Are there others besides that ending I should be aware of as well?

[runicfeathers]

I will remember to avoid those as well, thank you. These names are absurd..

[fingersandteeth]

I mean, I suppose a way Cloystr makes sense given the vaguely... yonic...

You know what? Never mind that.

[runicfeathers]

[she goes quiet and blinks for a few moments, the embarrassed blush across her face making it clear of what she's thinking about. She's seen a Cloyster, she's now thinking about things too hard.]

OH-- BY THE THARSI THAT... That is awful! The poor Pokémon being used as a name for that!

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[tokenelfcharacter]

[Ugh, why is this stupid magic technology thing yelling at him. Why is this - ]

What are you yelling about?

... being hard as a rock-type

[fingersandteeth]

..... yeah..........

I'm not sure where they got Gravlr from, honesty. Unless it's a pun on...

You know, never mind that either.

[secondhandsome]

I can't really think of specific ones, but anything that boasts about being "X-rated" or "adult" is something you probably wanna steer clear of.

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[fearinahandfulof]

[Cassandra, being in actual close proximity to Willow, gets to hear this in person. She's startled, to say the least.]

What happened?

[runicfeathers]

[She shakes her head, trying to clear out the horrid images she'd seen from the site.]

A horrible misleading site called Fletchindr happened! There are no birds, despite its name. No, instead there are images of people... Some inappropriate images of their nethers as well!

[fearinahandfulof]

[It's not that Cassandra doesn't understand the concept of courtship, or even of arranging sex; warriors are trained to pass themselves off as prostitutes, although she's not sure the deception ever works unless the warrior's taken the Organization-supplied pills to hide her yoma energy and eye color. She's not even surprised to hear there are websites for that. It's just that the concept of "websites" is still more or less completely alien to her.]

Why would they name such a site after a bird?

[runicfeathers]

I don't know! It's terrible, horrible, a disgrace to the bird!

[she takes a few breaths and then heaves a sigh of frustration.]

Just when I thought I was beginning to have some understanding of this world, it goes and reveals such awful things.

[fearinahandfulof]

[Honestly, the only things about this that are confusing to Cassandra are 1. the technology, and 2. the name. Maybe she's too jaded?]

There are fewer taboos about sex here, or else there seem to be. And more taboos about violence.