For fucks' sake. We're not in canon. The narrative isn't
Well, it's not. It's just not. Whatever happens in this place is sealed off tighter than David's unsculpted asshole, his unassailable sphincter hidden for all eternity between two furiosuly clenched marble glutes.
So he's not dead and he's the only continuity-adherent part of canon that I've got besides me.
But we're only ever going to be able to affect this world from within its rule structure. Dunkass.
CW nsfw statements about Michelangelo's David
Well, it's not. It's just not. Whatever happens in this place is sealed off tighter than David's unsculpted asshole, his unassailable sphincter hidden for all eternity between two furiosuly clenched marble glutes.
So he's not dead and he's the only continuity-adherent part of canon that I've got besides me.
But we're only ever going to be able to affect this world from within its rule structure. Dunkass.