"You know, we always could camp out in the yard and say we're guarding for intruders. It's not like we haven't been sleeping outside plenty this year."

He's only half joking. The candle smell is so strong, even if most of them are the plain unscented white ones. There's so many that all the scented white candles are still filling the house with a none-too-flattering mix of coconut, lily, cookies and cream, "dragonfruit", and pina colada. To name a few.

"And since our secret's out...I really doubt anybody would want to come out and check on us."

INSERT STUPID EYEBROW WAGGLE HERE.