[Felix tosses his own pokeball with Santa's Jynx in it to Claude while the...fake Santa? is rolling back to his feet, and snorts at this non-explanation.]
Very badly.
But that's all there's time for, because Santa is charging at him, and oh...he's missed this. Peace and quiet are nice and all, but Felix was born to be on a battlefield. The chance to duel someone at least marginally competent and actually willing to fight with...something like a sword? Good enough for now.
It might be a surprise to Dirk to find that wielding a longer, heavier weapon with better reach is actually kind of an advantage for Felix here, because he's spent a lifetime mastering techniques to best lancers. The candy cane isn't exactly a lance, but it's close enough that Felix's experience with dodging and weaving to get in close is plenty relevant.
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Very badly.
But that's all there's time for, because Santa is charging at him, and oh...he's missed this. Peace and quiet are nice and all, but Felix was born to be on a battlefield. The chance to duel someone at least marginally competent and actually willing to fight with...something like a sword? Good enough for now.
It might be a surprise to Dirk to find that wielding a longer, heavier weapon with better reach is actually kind of an advantage for Felix here, because he's spent a lifetime mastering techniques to best lancers. The candy cane isn't exactly a lance, but it's close enough that Felix's experience with dodging and weaving to get in close is plenty relevant.
I take it you're one of these bandits, then?