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[Claudia, when she appears onscreen, has yet another collection of eggs behind her. She's wearing the rainbow striped sweater that Sasha sent her for Christmas, along with glittery dark blue leggings and earrings that look like pokemon eggs themselves. Her long black hair is piled high on her head.

There is a tiny brown shape standing nearly out of frame.]

Oh my lord, everyone has eggs now. I guess when Pokemon want to do their thing, they really just go ahead and do it.

Anyway, hi! I've got a bunch of different things to sell or trade for. See, my shiny Meowstic Cam Geary and Shinobu's shiny Pelipper Arare decided they'd have a contest on how many shiny babies they could make, but then it turns out when Cam Geary used his psychic stuff to check who was inside the eggs, they each only had one shiny baby anyway. And those have kinda been claimed already. But there's still all these other eggs, so I made a whole list of what I have now and what I've got leftover from before and I'm going to attach the lists right now.

I'm asking for P1500 for the normal eggs and P2000 for the Azurills, but I'm okay with taking IOUs and if people want to trade I'm open to anything I don't have! And if you're someone I gave an egg voucher to at Christmas, you can trade it in now or keep it until I have something you do want!

Oh! And it turns out my Secret Santa person was someone called 'Jack,' so if you can see this, I'll give you a free egg too! The cocoa was delicious and I love those bath bomb things! I've never used one of them before--they don't sell them in my hometown yet! I only knew what they were because Stacey had told me about them? I guess you can get them in New York. Well, um, anyway, thank you?

[She glances behind her, then looks back at the camera.] Also, um, does anyone know anything about Teddiursa? Because that's what the pokegear says is following me around, but he's not letting me catch him.

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They are fancy, aren't they? [He's chuckling.] The IOU is yours, little lady. I shall start working with my lovely Fuchsia as soon as we make it to Goldenrod tomorrow. May I know your name?

[He is writing down that he needs to save a Ralts for her on his notebook when he sees another previous note that reminds him of something. Oh. This is perfect!]

Wait - make it two Swablu. I'll give you the money for the second egg right now, how does that sound?

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That sounds great! Is it for a friend of yours?

And I'm Claudia! Claudia Kishi!

[A friend? Jaskier opens his mouth to make a bawdy joke about his relationship with Claude, realizes there's a very young lady in front of him, and for once in his life manages not to make innuendo out of something. Amazing!

He still looks amused as hell, though.] Indeed, it's for a very good friend of mine. [He offers a light bow of his head.] Well met, Claudia! I'm Jaskier, renown bard and fellow breeder. You have my gratitude for your patience with that IOU. Let me send you that money now, and I shall be in contact with you in a few days to deliver that Ralts egg.

[And a couple of minutes later, Claudia will get the notif saying her account has received the money~.]

Thanks so much, Jaskier! I really appreciate it.

[Hey, she's fourteen, not five. Admittedly, a very sheltered fourteen or at least as sheltered as you can be when you're an Asian girl in a mostly white town. But definitely an upper middle class one.]

[On the 14th, she gets a new notification: an egg has been sent to her Pokémon storage! It's a Ralts of whatever sex you desire. Sadly no egg moves available. Seconds after the eggs arrives, Jaskier sends her a text.]

A little Ralts for a little lady.
🏵 Jaskier

[He'll get a text in reply.]

Thank yu so muchhhhhhhhh!

Luv,
Claudia

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