[There's the faint hint of a grin.]

It doesn't.

[So, yes, the result really is going to end up as a cracker. Not that Dimitri seems to mind as he does, at the very least, get some... water to put in?]

[Listen, this is minimalist bread.]

[Dimitri starts to mix everything with his hands, letting Hob get the pan with oil in it ready. She's very careful, good news there.]

You cannot make a proper loaf like this... but I often stayed in the forest, where I did not have access to an oven anyway.