"Focus on the muscles, height and the general thick build, you mean," Steven says. "Oh and the really nice hair. Head hair, I mean. And... maybe eventually, although I want to let Thace get up his courage to talk to him first. Since it would be ridiculous to start making eyes at the man when my p-- boyfriend hasn't even said hello yet. It would come off as more me attempting cheating and less both of us having an exciting diversion. And I don't actually make a habit of that."

(Well, except when he was trying to figure out how to break up with Jack and it was a weird weekend and he was dreamwalking. But even then he hadn't cheated physically. Just... mentally.)