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A race for small pokemon, you say? Well then. I must admit -

[Shadomwaru, at his beach cottage as always, turns with a dramatic flourish to his tiny yard. Where his pokemon are amassed.]

[Deerling, Yamask, Frogadier, Growlithe, Electrike... and Oricorio.]

[The dramatic flourish also includes a flash of glitter, thrown around off-camera. Like it's just falling from the skies. The dogs look entranced. Everyone else just looks tired of this nonsense. They're sitting posed in the most dramatic ways possible, and as soon as Shadowmaru swings the camera away from them, you can catch them breaking their poses.]

- you're all terribly outclassed already.

[He beams. Winks.]

I look forward to meeting you on the field, dear friends. Do try not to feel so terrible about your chances.