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[This is again posted during the night. It includes two photographs, clearly taken during the day, both slightly blurry.

The first is of a group of Jennies sitting down to lunch. They look relaxed and happy, chatting to each other. The angle of the photograph and also the fact that there are some leaves present in it give the impression that someone took it from hiding.

The second is of two Joys while they are working at the poke centre. Just two Joys working, nothing special going on.

In both cases, the Joys and Jennies in the photographs have been circled in red.]

So, are we just not going to talk about this?

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Trust when I say there's a ton of actually fucking suspicious-ass shit that people just shrug off as being normal to this place.

I fuckin hate it and no one fuckin listens.

I'll listen. This world is crazy and the fact that people are so flippant about that is It's weird. And suspicious.

[Hey, have we all considered that maybe this world is messing with all their brains, taking away their will to fight?]

[If she didn't want to fight people all the time forever, she'd consider it.]

Okay, so. For one, who the fuck lets their ten year old kid out to go wander the goddamned fucking world with these little creatures and doesn't think it's dangerous? HOW is it not dangerous? Like, they don't even seem to understand that whole old stranger danger concept.

Also why the fuck do these creatures listen to us just because they were caught in a ball??? That's not how this shit works for wild creatures at all.

Dunno if you've heard about the crazy shit that's happened here re: dangerous shit like cults and crime syndicates and fucking "legendary Pokemon" trying to be captured. But, like, it's like the local populace doesn't care because there's always some ~magical trainer~ that stops it or their precious-ass ~gym leaders~ and ~Elite Four~. How did these fuckers even get to these positions and I haven't seen any of them do jack and shit and instead it's all of us getting roped in to fix their shit.

[Riz is instantly glued to this message. Finally someone who isn't pretending this world is all puppy farts and sunshine or who goes around dismissing his very valid concerns as just quirks.]

Does anyone know how these poke balls work exactly? Maybe there is something within the technology of the balls that makes pokemon listen to whoever caught them? I mean, it sort of looks like they are stored inside as data, right? You can hack data. You could probably alter how they react to people. Nobody really bothered to tell me much about that when I first got here. Just 'welcome here, you are stuck, but it's actually a really cool place somehow' stuff. What can you tell me about these cults and crime syndicates? I assume the legendary pokemon are like the one that someone mentioned before. What was its name... Arceus? Some sort of local god being.

[At least someone is indulging her in this weird paranoia-like bullshit.]

... You know, I don't know if anyone actually does. I know there's some weirdo that makes special balls out of apricorns or whatever, but no idea who makes the normal ones. Which is another thing, how the fuck do you make a technological device out of a nut?

Oh yeah, no, your "mom" is a load of horseshit and she's weird as shit all on her own. Like... is she brainwashed, has some kind of dementia, or what, to think that all these people are her kids or something????

Yeah! So, like, the main stupid shit is Team Rocket. They're basically your cartoon villains, the native ones are laughably terrible and absolutely fucking braindead. Now, there are people who get shoved over there and forced to work for them when they get here, or so I hear. They're the ones to be careful of, if they give a shit about this criminal business. Some don't, some do. It's a mixed bag.

And for Pokemooooon. There's a lot of "god-like" Pokemon. There's that llama bastard who seems to be the head honcho. There's also water gods, like Manaphy (who evidently is the sea) and its baby. Pretty chill, got to talk to it, spoke English. There's also Lugia who also protects the oceans or some shit and he's an utter fucking cunt and I hate him, actually. There's also ones I got the name of from Manaphy, like Kyogre who evidently controls the seas?????

Oh and, uh, there's other cockwaffles to keep an eye out on. There's these two rich prick bastards that do "competitions" and "contests" and shit and I swear to fuck there is something wrong with them and something going on behind the scenes.

[Riz is like 50% caffeine, 50% paranoia. He's absolutely devouring this.]

So, I know 'mom' chases you out of the house pretty quickly. And to be honest, I wasn't exactly trying to stay around very long in any case. But has anyone ever tried investigating her place? What sort of villainy are we talking about exactly? Like, taking kids' lunch money or are we talking more like murder and torture? Do the people here worship the god pokemon? Also, just to clarify, when you say llama bastard, you mean Arceus, right? That's the one people mentioned to me before. And anything more on these supposed rich pricks would be appreciated

[Because right now Riz can't tell if these are actually dangerous rich people, or if this individual just has a (not altogether undeserved) dislike of rich people in general.]

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