[OH AW........also ew a little, it's half eaten, but like, awwww...]

A-Ah, um, thank you! Should I just...there's no utensils around here, are there...

[It's less a question and more an observation, but she'll, uh. Break off a piece of crust and try to scoop up a little bit of pie filling with it? It's a lot more polite than just grabbing a handful like a toddler.]

Have you just been here eating pie all day? What a life...