paladinlost: (thoughtful)
Cecil Harvey ([personal profile] paladinlost) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2022-01-24 05:29 am (UTC)

"That would depend on the species involved in the clutch and whether or not the eggs will be stationary."

Someone with a weaker moral compass would, perhaps, immediately estimate the highest plausible number and suggest it. Cecil merely closes his eyes and takes a few moments to think about it.

"If you plan to leave the eggs at home, you can fit five on a set of four pillows placed in a square formation. It's a somewhat tight fit, but they'll be stable and warm right until they hatch."

Eyes open once more, he grabs two pillows and hums. Immediately, Tellah slides off his back and settles in front of him.

"If you plan to transport them... it'd be one pillow per egg, ideally. That said, if you only keep eggs in a bag and if they can be placed horizontally in a secure manner, you could pile up three, with two pillows to separate them."

As he speaks, he puts his left hand on the counter, palm up, and sets the first pillow upon it. His Delibird quickly lets himself drop on top of the pile, barely reacting when Cecil's right hand presses the second pillow down. Ta-da! A three-egg sandwich.

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