[Dave nods solemnly. That's all a pecan pie's really worth, TBH. He'll pour one out in spirit. In the meantime, he brushes more crust off his face and then licks some filling curiously off the back of his hand.]
...Is that what pumpkin pie actually tastes like? Man, talk about disappointment.
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...Is that what pumpkin pie actually tastes like? Man, talk about disappointment.