[Geralt's mostly here because Jaskier asked him to be, since he's not particularly well-acquainted with the Voltron crowd beyond what he's been told about them. He's been dressed by the bard, of course, because Jaskier doesn't trust him to wear anything other than his usual black-on-black unless prompted, so now his wardrobe has been updated to include... gray. Look, it's a start, okay. He's wearing a sweater. Everyone should be impressed at Jaskier's ability to wrap a mutated monster hunter around his little finger.]
[So his job mostly is going to be to hold up a wall somewhere with a drink and keep an eye on Jaskier while he does his social rounds, at least until Felix shows up and they can spar. Geralt was promised both a surly Faerghan and a spar, and by god he's going to get it.]
[And he's avoiding mistletoe like the plague. It's a parasitic weed that only exists to sow chaos and strife in this world, no thank you. He had enough of it last year.]
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[So his job mostly is going to be to hold up a wall somewhere with a drink and keep an eye on Jaskier while he does his social rounds, at least until Felix shows up and they can spar. Geralt was promised both a surly Faerghan and a spar, and by god he's going to get it.]
[And he's avoiding mistletoe like the plague. It's a parasitic weed that only exists to sow chaos and strife in this world, no thank you. He had enough of it last year.]