Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, local cryptid (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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victory_road2022-03-11 11:23 am
nastyboy) wrote in victory_road2022-03-11 11:23 am
Entry tags:
- cecil harvey (final fantasy 4),
- chip abaroa (oc),
- crookedkit (warriors),
- dimitri alexandre blaiddyd (fire emblem),
- felix hugo fraldarius (fire emblem),
- grant abaroa (oc),
- hanako nurumi (oc),
- jane crocker (homestuck),
- kazuki hihara (la corda d'oro),
- radley (yugioh 5ds),
- shrike (oc),
- zuke (no straight roads)
012 - video
[Sorry about that shaky video you're all getting treated to, Johto and Kanto - Dimitri is still terrible at handling the Pokegear. However, for a moment or two... it's clear to see one of those enormous and pissed off Braviary - the weird ones - up there high in the sky. It's not alone, however.]
[There's also a Pidgeot up there, plus a Flygon and Hawlucha, whirling around it and dashing in with a variety of attacks as they try to force their massive opponent into landing. If one watches the deadly aerial dance, they might sense a type of franticness to the attacks...]
[After a few seconds, however, Dimitri finally seems to realize he's turned the Pokegear on, and turns it around towards his face. Is his hair in a more ruffled state than usual? Don't worry about it.]
Greetings - in regards to those peculiar breed of Braviary, Lance was not exaggerating of their durability, stamina, or battle prowess. We managed to encounter one fairly soon after his announcement and the fiend managed to stand up to even Gremlin!
[Isn't Gremlin a Rattata? Yes. Don't you god damn worry about that.]
[Although Dimitri is worrying somewhat about Gremlin, judging by the way his face twists into a worried scowl, but not because of Gremlin being a Rattata.]
Worst of all, while Gremlin was still biting down on them, the dastard even managed to abscond with him! I have not been able to force them down in order to retrieve Gremlin, as of yet, although there are some of us here together. Still, if there is anyone in the Kanto region-
[Actually, never mind what he was about to say, because that's around the time when a tangle of feathers and talons crashes down to the ground right behind Dimitri. He jerks around, and it's pure luck that the Gear fumbles in his hand to focus on the action: an enormous Hisuian Braviary trapped on both sides as a Pidget clings to his front while beating at him with Wing Attack and a Swanna to his back tries to blast Water Gun towards their opponent.]
[Why this low level attack? Maybe because... is that a Rattata popping out of the head feathers of the Braviary, screeching and biting?]
[AND HE'S SOON NOT THE ONLY ONE. There's united Child Screaming, and one Chip Abaroa and one Crookedkit are soon full-speed sprinting into frame and towards the bird. Chip in particular seems quite worked up, with a Salandit on their head spitting fire!]
"Give back Gremlin!"
[And that is sure just... two actual children leaping into the bird fray and tackling this giant ass eagle]
[Dimitri lets out a startled yell.]
Chip!! Hold on-
[Aaaaand there goes the Pokegear, tossed to the ground. After a bit of tumbling, it fortutiously lands with its camera still pointing towards the ongoing shitshow, where a tall blond man has also joined the fray, and.... Wait, are, like, all three of these idiots biting the giant eagle-]
[One navy thigh high boot hastily steps into frame, before the rest of Felix Fraldarius follows as he dashes towards the mess with an Aegislash in one hand, and a wooden- ]
"You idiot, use your lance!"
[As the disaster only becomes more disaster, there's a quiet swear from one Grant Abaroa and the Pokegear is jostled as its picked up. Is that a Gyarados you can briefly see, trying to prep an Ice Beam while a Emboar frantically tries to hold it back while friendly fire is an option...?]
"Holy sh- ALL OF YOU, GET AWAY FROM-"
[And that's when the feed ends.]
[They're probably fine.]
[There's also a Pidgeot up there, plus a Flygon and Hawlucha, whirling around it and dashing in with a variety of attacks as they try to force their massive opponent into landing. If one watches the deadly aerial dance, they might sense a type of franticness to the attacks...]
[After a few seconds, however, Dimitri finally seems to realize he's turned the Pokegear on, and turns it around towards his face. Is his hair in a more ruffled state than usual? Don't worry about it.]
Greetings - in regards to those peculiar breed of Braviary, Lance was not exaggerating of their durability, stamina, or battle prowess. We managed to encounter one fairly soon after his announcement and the fiend managed to stand up to even Gremlin!
[Isn't Gremlin a Rattata? Yes. Don't you god damn worry about that.]
[Although Dimitri is worrying somewhat about Gremlin, judging by the way his face twists into a worried scowl, but not because of Gremlin being a Rattata.]
Worst of all, while Gremlin was still biting down on them, the dastard even managed to abscond with him! I have not been able to force them down in order to retrieve Gremlin, as of yet, although there are some of us here together. Still, if there is anyone in the Kanto region-
[Actually, never mind what he was about to say, because that's around the time when a tangle of feathers and talons crashes down to the ground right behind Dimitri. He jerks around, and it's pure luck that the Gear fumbles in his hand to focus on the action: an enormous Hisuian Braviary trapped on both sides as a Pidget clings to his front while beating at him with Wing Attack and a Swanna to his back tries to blast Water Gun towards their opponent.]
[Why this low level attack? Maybe because... is that a Rattata popping out of the head feathers of the Braviary, screeching and biting?]
[AND HE'S SOON NOT THE ONLY ONE. There's united Child Screaming, and one Chip Abaroa and one Crookedkit are soon full-speed sprinting into frame and towards the bird. Chip in particular seems quite worked up, with a Salandit on their head spitting fire!]
"Give back Gremlin!"
[And that is sure just... two actual children leaping into the bird fray and tackling this giant ass eagle]
[Dimitri lets out a startled yell.]
Chip!! Hold on-
[Aaaaand there goes the Pokegear, tossed to the ground. After a bit of tumbling, it fortutiously lands with its camera still pointing towards the ongoing shitshow, where a tall blond man has also joined the fray, and.... Wait, are, like, all three of these idiots biting the giant eagle-]
[One navy thigh high boot hastily steps into frame, before the rest of Felix Fraldarius follows as he dashes towards the mess with an Aegislash in one hand, and a wooden- ]
"You idiot, use your lance!"
[As the disaster only becomes more disaster, there's a quiet swear from one Grant Abaroa and the Pokegear is jostled as its picked up. Is that a Gyarados you can briefly see, trying to prep an Ice Beam while a Emboar frantically tries to hold it back while friendly fire is an option...?]
"Holy sh- ALL OF YOU, GET AWAY FROM-"
[And that's when the feed ends.]
[They're probably fine.]
we aren't boyfriends without a dozen heart attacks
[...Then it really went deathly silent for a little bit before around a half an hour or so, the video would click back on and Zuke was disgustingly dirty but in a hotel room.]
Dimitri...hey hey hey hey hey, it's fine...I'm here.
that sounds about faerghan
Zuke!!! Are you okay!? You truly are not injured!?
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[Honestly he looked dazed more than anything at the event. Like he couldn't believe that happened and he was in the middle of setting up a concert and just everything was kaput. Zuke was high on adrenaline.]
Equipment's busted but it can be...replaced.
[He looked at his state of body and grimaced.]
Shower.
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[Later.]
Zuke. We are fine. Focus on yourself. Breathe.
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Instead, he inhaled dirt. Then there was large amount of couching and choking. He lifted a finger to the camera, give him another second.
He could make jewelry...sell eggs...bake sale...He got this. He got it.
Zuke had everything. Under. Control.]
Maybeeee...I should take that shower or bath then or. Something. Knowing we're all okay...
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Of course. Shower to clean yourself of the dirt, and then a bath to help you relax.
[That should be enough time to have Gremlin help him figure out how to send Zuke money to cover the costs of the equipment he lost or that got damaged... Or maybe he should just figure out what equipment was damaged and then buy it directly so that Zuke can't try to send the money back...]
[He doesn't know, he'll figure it out.]
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His brain no do good right now.
He'll just freak out if Dimitri helped him with money. JUST SO EVERYONE WOULD KNOW.]
Double bath...? Whoa, I would turn into a giant prune. But...sounds good. I've got bath bombs in here.
[He's just high. He wasn't hit on the head, promise.]
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[Still, Dimitri just nods reassuringly to him.]
The shower would be just to rinse everything off. Are your - [If he has a head injury, Dimitri supposes he should be considerate.] Are your Pokemon there with you to help you through the bath, Zuke?