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[Since his arrival, Aymeric has made a point of mostly avoiding text-based communication. Aside from a brief moment in which he had been entirely unable to compose himself, he hasn't felt any need to attempt to navigate the strange new device. It's far easier to figure out the camera and talk into that, after all.

So maybe the post that appears is odd enough for that reason. But there's also the fact that the text itself is... Well, it's hardly becoming of the well-spoken, and well-mannered Lord Commander.]

Hail and well met, my dudes.
I have a confession for the masses collected on this Intertwined Web. I have spent the bulk of my last few days composing a collection of poems. Though the concept of confessing any ounce of feeling goes starkly against my moral code, I have deemed it inappropriate to continue to subject my buds to my unending pining.

And so I give you the product of many hours of work.

Oh baby my heart beats like a drum
Every time I touch your bum
I know my way with words is slick
Do you wanna come and touch mylksjdflksdlfkk -

[The key smash actually goes on for some time, before being interrupted by a series of what appears to be accidentally recorded audio clips. The noise can only be described as chaos as a man's voice, likely Aymeric's, attempts to command his Pokemon to do... something. The final piece of audio is at least relatively clear -- ]

Lucille, please. You may -- in the coming days-- assist me in this -

[This clip ends with a rather shrill screech, before it comes to an abrupt end. With it, the spammed messages also draws to a close, leaving Aymeric's feed almost unnervingly quiet considering the noise he'd only just kicked up.]

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Gods.

[He can't help but scoff at that, as if it was somehow unbelievable that he might have interests anywhere else. Which is probably a line of thought he should unpack.

Moving on.

Aymeric knows Estinien doesn't know the first thing about romance. And he's not afraid to call him on it.]

I was not aware you had spent time a significant amount of time trying your hand at romance, Estinien. If that is the case, perhaps I ought to have asked you for advice.

[stardiving]

[Or he could set it aside to never examine it, ever.

Estinien just laughs.]

Now, now. This isn't about me, Lord Speaker.

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[The suitcase has gone the way of Nidhogg's eyes, off into the abyss. Clearly never to show up again ever.]

If you are going to critique my so-called "efforts," 'tis only fair that I verify your experience, do you not think?

[stardiving]

And have you the experience to judge mine?

[You have to admit Aymeric...he kinda has you there.]

[ourstosee]

[Estinien if you could see the daggers he's glaring at the 'Gear...]

I do believe that is enough out of you.

[stardiving]

[He just laughs in response. Mean.]

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[Fuck off sir, he's hanging up.

And after a moment of thought, he's also flipping the safety latch on the door, too. Enjoy the hallway.]