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[Since his arrival, Aymeric has made a point of mostly avoiding text-based communication. Aside from a brief moment in which he had been entirely unable to compose himself, he hasn't felt any need to attempt to navigate the strange new device. It's far easier to figure out the camera and talk into that, after all.

So maybe the post that appears is odd enough for that reason. But there's also the fact that the text itself is... Well, it's hardly becoming of the well-spoken, and well-mannered Lord Commander.]

Hail and well met, my dudes.
I have a confession for the masses collected on this Intertwined Web. I have spent the bulk of my last few days composing a collection of poems. Though the concept of confessing any ounce of feeling goes starkly against my moral code, I have deemed it inappropriate to continue to subject my buds to my unending pining.

And so I give you the product of many hours of work.

Oh baby my heart beats like a drum
Every time I touch your bum
I know my way with words is slick
Do you wanna come and touch mylksjdflksdlfkk -

[The key smash actually goes on for some time, before being interrupted by a series of what appears to be accidentally recorded audio clips. The noise can only be described as chaos as a man's voice, likely Aymeric's, attempts to command his Pokemon to do... something. The final piece of audio is at least relatively clear -- ]

Lucille, please. You may -- in the coming days-- assist me in this -

[This clip ends with a rather shrill screech, before it comes to an abrupt end. With it, the spammed messages also draws to a close, leaving Aymeric's feed almost unnervingly quiet considering the noise he'd only just kicked up.]

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[ It is wonderful. Wonderfully adorable, in her opinion. ]

No? Well, hey, that's okay. It's not for everyone! I write music, sometimes... Or I did, at least. Haven't in a while now. Maybe I should start it again? [ Oh, oops- She got away with that thought there. ]

Anyway! I'm glad you are getting to do what you want, at least. What places you seen so far?

I do recall you being quite the magnificent singer. It certainly inspired my dear Lucille for some time. I should like to see what you might accomplish, should you put your mind to it.

[He will encourage the shit out of you, thank you very much.]

We made it to the Ruins of Alph, where I found quite a few creatures! Were you aware that there is a sword Pokemon?

Aw, jeez, I don't know about magnificent or anything- But thanks. That's sweet of you. I hope I can do something with it here. And always glad to have a fan! [ She did like Lucille, honestly, and it's cute to think her singing stayed with the bird for a while after. ]

Oh, yeah- My friend Byleth has one of those, I think. They're pretty neat-looking. It's kind of funny to me what things here can actually be Pokemon though... [ She's looking at you, Gomi, you adorable little literal trash bag. ]

I am not one for undue praise, my friend. Magnificent is but a fitting term for your talents.

[At least he's being enticed into laughing again -- no more thinking about his horrible embarrassment.]

Such as a teapot, perhaps? It is... very strange, to think that any passing object might be a living creature.

[ Oh, compliments and getting him to laugh a little? She's glad this isn't video so he can't see her turn just a little pink, really. But she's also glad he is feeling less embarrassed. ]

Yeah, Lorenz has one of those! I've got, uh. A sandcastle. Sandygast? That thing sure scared the hell out of me on Sevii islands when it started to move. It's why Byleth named it 'unexpected.'

A... Sandcastle?

[This place just continues to baffle him.]

I am beginning to wonder if there is a Pokemon for everything.

[ Honestly? Her, too! She's not complaining by any means, of course, but it is pretty weird. ]

I wouldn't be surprised. Someone told me there was a floating ice cream cone too? Haven't seen that one yet, but I hope to.

Truly?

[Looks like he's laughing all over again. What sight that would be to behold.]

I assume they are inedible, correct? [Please don't eat Pokemon, Aymeric. Don't even think about it.]

[ It's nice enough to hear it, at least. Mission accomplished! ]

I... You know, actually, that's a good question? I mean, like, I'd assume so but- Who knows! Maybe they just make ice cream.