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[shiro2hero]

Ahem.

[Oh hi Shiro. It's almost prom season, right? That means you're here to deliver some kind of warning about Prom, right? That's what you do.]

[He clears his throat.]

[Looks directly into the camera.]



Fuck!


[Somewhere off screen, a Gallade is howling in squeaky laughter. Looks like someone let one of the Zorua into the house.]

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[crystalmaster]

[Radley jumps. Yeah, that doesn't sound like the nice guy he saw at the contest last month. Despite knowing the Zorua are at work, somehow he's still startled seeing people act out. But it doesn't help that in this case, he has been trying to peacefully make dinner when the earth-shattering communication comes through!

Since the Zorua seems to still be there, he decides to try addressing it.]

Oh really?

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[demonpuppy]

FUCK!!

[This will end well.]

[pidge_out]

[From somewhere nearby, a cup of juice has fallen to the ground and made a great big mess. And right by that mess is Pidge, looking in Shiro's direction in a mix of shock and - yes - delight.]

Holy shit.

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[singlespacedad]

[Head tilt.]

Are you all right, Shiro?

[Mando has a concern!]

[shiro2hero]

[Yeah, it's definitely not Shiro. And... it's laughing. Snort-laughing, even.]

Yes!

[More Gallade laughter off-screen.]

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[shiro2hero]

[Oh no, the Zorua thinks that is hilarious. It starts laughing even more.]

ASS!

[shiro2hero]

[uh oh.]

[Play it cool. Play it super cool. Even if Blue just bolts out of the house.]

... Holy shit?

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[shiro2hero]

Damn right!

[Which just makes both the Zorua and Blue in the background lose their minds laughing.]

[crystalmaster]

Aren't we feeling mature today?

[Radley's voice drips with sarcasm.]

[pidge_out]

[Blue's behavior is kind of a tip off, but whatever Pidge doesn't actually care that this isn't really Shiro. She's immediately getting her gear out so that she can be sure this whole thing is recorded and running up to him excitedly.]

Say it again. Fuck!

[shiro2hero]

[Oh okay, maybe it did nail it?]

[Zorua!Shiro beams at her. And then, proudly, like a kid reciting the alphabet:]

FUCK!

[wrappedwarm]

[Gasp! Or not, Mikasa had heard worse. A lot worse.]

What happened?

[shiro2hero]

Damn mature!

[crystalmaster]

So where's your twin?

[Was the real Shiro even home?]

[shiro2hero]

[The Zorua!Shiro apparently thinks this is hilarious. Even if Blue gasps. Oh no, a Child.]

Words!

[pidge_out]

[Pidge squeals like a proud parent, quickly reviews the video to herself, and then laughs all over again. This is great!!]

Ohmigosh I can't wait to show everyone later- Okay okay, one more!

[The camera pops back up, and Pidge is beaming behind it.]

Say- Holy motherfucking shit!!

[wrappedwarm]

[The slow head tilt of confusion.]

Nothing bad happened?

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[heartofalioness]

[Oh hey, a broadcast from Shiro--Whoa! Allura blinks for a few seconds... before her expression flattens.]

Blue, have you done something to Shiro again?

[She remembers Freaky Friday, Blue. SHE REMEMBERS.]

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[candyapplechild]

[ Oh no. ]

Fuck?

[ OH NO. ]

[shiro2hero]

[There's more high-pitched laughter from Zorua!Shiro. It definitely doesn't sound like him. Not while it's laughing.]

[Then it clears its throat.]

Holy motherfucking shit!

[shiro2hero]

Nothing!

[... Okay, so this pokemon isn't great at longer sentences. Unless it's repeating them back. But still. It's trying.]

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[shiro2hero]

[Off-camera, Blue's squeaky Gallade laughter cuts out. Oops. Blue can be seen sprinting out of the room, but Zorua!Shiro stays put, beaming at the camera.]

Quiznack.

[pidge_out]

[That makes Pidge straight up cackle, throwing her head back and everything. She even bounces around a little in glee like a gremlin before stopping to review the clip. It's perfect. She loves it. That's getting saved forever.]

This is so good! Okay- Alright, just-- Maybe just one more, okay?

[Camera back up! Look alive, Zorua!]

Say-- "I'm Shiro the Hero, and I'm ready to fuckin' mingle!"

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[shiro2hero]

[In the background, Blue the Gallade squeaks - oh no. That's a child. Abort, abort! Abort mission!]

[Zorua!Shiro does not notice.]

Fuck!

[shiro2hero]

[Oh heck yes, it's doing a great job here!]

[Another throat clear. And Zorua strikes... a pose... that classic "boob and butt" pose from comic books. Three guesses what Blue was showing it.]

I'm Shiro the Hero and I'm ready to fuckin' mingle!