"There's a difference between bedding and bed-sharing, as well you know," Jarlaxle says. "But if I am insatiable, so what? I am also nearing six-hundred. At my age, it is an achievement."

Jarlaxle... he's only a century, maybe a century-and-a-half younger than you. That doesn't work with people over the age of four-hundred.

Beside, Elminster was twice as old as you, ostensibly human, and we know he's a dirty old man.