With my luck, it'd recoil and take out my eye.

[Which, all in all, is kind of a cool badass scar to have. But not if you get it in such a lame-ass way. And anyway, Fabian got the market cornered on the badass eyepatch aesthetic. The two of them might be best friends, but they don't have to be similar in every way.]

I don't get why that guy keeps bugging me anyway. I was minding my own business.