_{[He perks RIGHT UP. Because oh BOY, he gets to give the Homunculus speech! HERE HE GOES.]}

A Homunculus is the abominable end product of a person committing the ultimate taboo: human transmutation. Because even if you have all the chemicals that make up a body, all the alchemy in the universe can't make a soul.

So, an abomination from Hell, pretty much!

_{[He is entirely cheerful in his delivery of this information.]}

What's a Haibane?