Of the business variety, I wager?

[He asks in a tone that suggests he might suspect that isn't the case, but he'll allow him the simple courtesy of not going into further detail should he not desire it.]

Well, 'tis a boon for you that none have found their way into this ridiculous world, hm? I suggest you make your best attempt to not make any new ones if you wish to pull off this scheme of yours, uncontrolled variables have a tendency to ruin painstakingly laid plans and all that.