I'm your girlfriend. I get to call you whatever I want.
Which includes the gross stuff, so be glad I went with 'loser'.
[Because it could have been 'punkin' or 'booty ninja' something equally vomitous.]
[But INSTEAD she bends down to pick up what she had CLEVERLY set down on the floor before she launched her Birthday Pickup. IT'S A BOX wrapped in shiny paper, with a green stick-on bow.]
[Action]
Which includes the gross stuff, so be glad I went with 'loser'.
[Because it could have been 'punkin' or 'booty ninja' something equally vomitous.]
[But INSTEAD she bends down to pick up what she had CLEVERLY set down on the floor before she launched her Birthday Pickup. IT'S A BOX wrapped in shiny paper, with a green stick-on bow.]
Here.
For you.