[This land seems to have a never-ending stream of frustrating realities in it, and the fact that its residents just seem completely unbothered by the revolving door of insanity that they're subjected to only serves to drive to Lucius to distraction.]

Weird weekends... what a bizarre and exasperating concept...

[He shakes head slowly in frustration.]

Living in this land seems like it would be a nonstop series of bizarre events. I rue the future that lies in store for me here. But I digress, a red wine if they have it please.