Yuck! Why you gotta give ya deck friggin' cooties?! Coulda used sometin' like Nimble Momonga but noooo.

[He sighs, exasperated.]

Why do people gotta run creepy-ass decks. First der' was dat dude Bones or whateva who worked for dat' creep Bandit Kieth, and den' it's been a revolvin-door of spooky crap around every otha cornah'. People can't just run normal decks anymore. I sweah'.