[Oh man. Describing things in laymen's terms isn't Joey's strong suite, but something like a bike and a train should be simple enough.]

A train? I guess it's like a big metal snake dat ya ride on, and a bike's like a horse but powahd by ya feet. Regahdless of how you go out, ya bettah make sure you're well prepared for da cold. It's a bitter time'a year right now, and with as much time as I've been spendin' out in it I can tell ya firsthand that you do not wanna get stuck in da cold without warm clothes and good supplies for campin'!