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[chickenchoicejudy]

[By now, you've probably seen it. It started on a teenager's Instantlergram, and then migrated over to Chatter, Timbr, and you might have even seen a video or two on your For You Page on Joltiktok about it. The Daily Dottler ran an article about it sourced by no one.

About what? About how the hot new band Chicken Choice Judy was recently "caught in the wild" at a child's birthday party dressed head to toe as giant torchics.



And the internet, as it often does, has been having a field day with it:

"guess there's one entertaining thing at my brother's dumb party. #chickenchoicejudy #torchic #canileavenow" - Original Poster MimiKissyKyuutie

"cake is very bad for torchics this is completely irresponsible" - Chatter user badbreedertipsonly, famed meme account.

"what the heck is a chicken anyway" - Timbr user newgearhoothootdis, followed by hundreds of replies of increasingly bad guesses.

"this isn't news, call me when the torchics kiss" - Joltiktok user luvdisco, with a filter that adds sparkles to the picture and a music clip that seems to be Celine Brionne's My Heart Ball Will Go On played badly on a Pokéflute.

And so on and so forth. So it probably isn't a surprise when Ryan pops up after a day or so of this.]

hey so

i get how things go on the internet but how do you take them off

like forever

is just deleting the whole internet an option, or...?

you know, for no reason whatsoever.

[Except you know exactly what reason it's for. Because everyone in all of Johto and Kanto has seen it somewhere recently.]

[ooc: Thank you to knuxiechan, who Joey commissioned this art from!]

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[chickenchoicejudy]

what does that even MEAN?!

there has to be some way to take them down

who do we have to bribe

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[sassymaru]

Once something is posted to the vast informational web, it exists forever.

The chances this image has already been copied, saved, and posted across its many sites is extremely high.

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[chickenchoicejudy]

So...what? we're supposed to be torchic laughing stocks forever now?

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[sassymaru]

Oh, hardly.

Someone else will inevitably do something more embarrassing, and it will be recorded. Your incident will be forgotten.

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[chickenchoicejudy]

So...we'll wind up one hit wonders.

I'm not sure that's actually better, man.

[You know, since they got more shows from a video that accidentally went viral a few weeks ago.]

[sassymaru]

... I thought you wanted this embarrassing incident to be forgotten.

[chickenchoicejudy]

no i do i want it gone!!! This sucks!

but is ALL internet stuff like that?

Like I dunno if you saw but someone put up this video from a show we did and it got viral a few weeks ago. Will the same thing happen? Does ANYTHING stay popular on the internet?

[sassymaru]

Cats.

Cats stay poplar on the internet.

[chickenchoicejudy]

you know what that makes perfect sense

of course the internet loves cats, everyone loves cats

[sassymaru]

Alas, I am more of a dog fancier, myself.

But the appeal, I understand.