[He's distracted from telling Min that he is absolutely not joking and arm chopping is very much still a possibility by Ryan's question. Perhaps for the best.]

I've looked into those weekends. There's a pattern to when they happen. It's not exact -- there's a little margin of error though it usually seems to happen towards the end of a month -- but broadly speaking they happen once every half a year. My guess is that whatever magic is keeping us here and takes our powers needs to be recast ever so often. The last time that happened was two months ago, so it's still months until it's due to happen again.

And I'm not human. [Riz gestures down his front (with his left hand, thankfully)] This is not what I'm supposed to look like. I'm a Goblin. Those weekends are the only times I get to be normal.