"I'm talking about the inevitable prom disaster. This shit supposedly goes wrong every year, and people are still out there just relaxing like they couldn't be in a ton of danger right now."

Listen, Riz doesn't relax on a good day. Today, when he is attending a party known to end in disaster, is not a good day. He's going to be tense and jittery until the other shoe has dropped and then he's going to turn around and make 'See, I told you' faces to everybody.