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Mando ([personal profile] singlespacedad) wrote in [community profile] victory_road 2023-07-04 06:02 pm (UTC)

oh goddammit I meant Jawas

No, I don't know what the Jawas sleep on. The Tusken Raiders use futons. They don't steal, either.

[Or they don't steal from people like Mando. If they want to steal from the Pyke Syndicate, Mando won't say a word. Hell, he might even help them out.]

I got ahold of the egg, but I woke up its mother. She got me right in the chest and threw me out of her cave. Damn near shattered my chest plate.

[Mando shakes his head. Pour one out for his poor cheap chest plate.]

There I am, covered in mud, with half my armour broken, and a pissed off mudhorn charging me. I thought for sure I was a goner.

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