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Min-Gi Park ([personal profile] outofsynth) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2023-08-26 01:55 am

video;

[Min-Gi is trying to film a message, but interesting things are going on in the background. Ryan is busy keeping an entire entourage of baby Pokémon entertained, with the help of his recently evolved All Dressed. Earlier this year he took to the network cooing about how cute she was, but now she's evolved into an Espathra - a large neon psychic ostrich. She's leaning in curiously with a head tilt, interested in Ryan's shenanigans. He's sitting criss-cross on the floor with four baby Flittles, all little agile things that float from one hand to the other, making it look like he's very slowly juggling them. Occasionally one will get over eager and Mama All Dressed will lean her head in, like she's gently tapping a balloon so it won't hit the ground. There's a Noibat as well who decided it wanted to be a part of things, so it's decided to just climb on top of Ryan's head and watch. Maybe occasionally flap a wing at one of the babies to see if it blows around like a dandelion.

Ryan can't come to the camera, but he seems fine with this arrangement.]


So... It looks like All Dressed and Echoes had babies. Which is great. We're so happy for them.

[He clearly does not think this is great. Min sounds more like he's reading a script while being held at gunpoint than announcing the birth of six adorable babies, but look. He's doing his best here. He pulls the camera over from where he'd been letting it focus on the background back over to him. He has a sleepy Noibat tucked up to his chest.]

Please take them. If you want them. No one has to, but they're all really great Pokémon who'd do a great job for your team.

We have four Flittles and two Noibats. I, uh... checked their moves. If you want to know them. I'm pretty sure you can't get Flittle in the wild at all though so this might be your best chance if you like them.

[Ryan yells from the background, trying to compensate for how far he is from the camera - "Tell everyone their names!"]

Dude. No one can hear you. [Min knows full well the camera can pick up Ryan. He just doesn't want to share them. He shakes his head, soothing the Noibat who's starting to stir.] Besides, they're just temporary.

[ooc: Movesets can be found in this post! Feel free to claim them here, in the OOC post, or both if you want to.]
chickenchoicejudy: Art is Dead - Bo Burnham (Self-obsessed artist)

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[personal profile] chickenchoicejudy 2023-08-28 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Ryan finally gives himself a second away from the Psychic Chicks to chime in.]

it's the best flavor! it's like ketchup, bbq, sour cream and onion, and salt and vinegar all in one! so that's what I named the babies
shiro2hero: (22 seems excessive)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2023-08-28 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, they make ketchup flavored chips?
chickenchoicejudy: Art is Dead - Bo Burnham (To think that I'm worthy of)

[personal profile] chickenchoicejudy 2023-08-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE THEY'RE SO GOOD

it's obviously why ketchup got adopted first of the flittles


[He has connected the dots, he's connected them.]
shiro2hero: (which selfie filter do i use)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2023-08-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Do they have them here somewhere?

[you didn't connect shit]
shiro2hero: (oops accidentally charming)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2023-08-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay - I'll be on the lookout.