Woah, woah, what? Dave, you're scary! You put me in the hospital the day I met you!

[Somehow, Dave doesn't look reassured by that.]

Marley's still a baby! Look, I gotta make sure you guys get a foundational education right outta the egg! Plus Breakfast--all he IS is eggs! That takes a lot of attention.

[Dave lets out a few squeaks. All his insecurities on display here! I'm just not as good. I'm not evolved like Dodger...]