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victory_road2023-09-03 05:36 pm
bugbeverage) wrote in victory_road2023-09-03 05:36 pm
2 [Videos] + 1 [Action]
[VIDEO 1, 9:04 AM]
[ One week after his previous entry, the feed opens with a cheerful Beetlejuice framing himself in the doorway of the Cherrygrove Pokemon Center. His cheeks are a little red and he's out of breath as though he's been running. ]
Whadyaknow! I made it to civilization! It takes more than a few angry Pikipek to stop the B-man!
[ He turns and enters the Pokemon Center and makes a b-line for the warp pad. He boards and grins into the camera.]
[The screen fizzles into static as the Warp activates. It only clears when he's arrived in Violet. Beetlejuice comes into view long enough to shimmy from one warp pad to the next. More static. More horror-movie shaky cam as he hustles from pad to pad. Another burst of static corrupts the video until the feed clears for a third time.]
[ Beetlejuice strides off the warp pad and brings his 'Gear back up to his face.]
PA-ZOW! Goldenrod, baby! Now all that's left is to board the...board the...the train...ough.
[ Suddenly, Beetlejuice is looking green as his hair after shotgunning three warps in a row. ]
Or maybe just--urk!
[ Luckily, the feed cuts before he McLoses his lunch. ]
[VIDEO 2, 11:31 AM]
[ A new video is posted a couple of hours later. Beetlejuice reappears on the screen, seemingly feeling much better. He walks with the 'Gear out in true selfie fashion as he travels the streets of the big city. ]
Alright, okay, we're on the lookout for good deeds that need doing. You hear me, Kirishima? I'm doing it! Oh--what do we have here? Hey, lady!
[ Beetlejuice sidles up to an old lady waiting at a crosswalk with a Stunky around her shoulders. He quickly slips his arm through one of hers and brings the Poke'Gear around to get them both in the frame. ]
Ah! Who are you?
Allow me!
[ He tugs her along out into the street. ]
Let me go, you hoodlum! I don't know you!
It's no trouble at all, ma'am!
[ The few cars that are on the road eek to a stop as the two of them cross. Once the reach the other sidewalk, Beetlejuice releases her and bows. ]
There you go, safe and--
PETUNIA!
[ The stunky around the woman's shoulders lifts her tail and blasts BJ full in the face with her spray. Beetlejuice screams and drops his 'Gear as he falls to his knees in a gagging/coughing fit. The lady harrumphs and toddles on her way. ]
Aaahhhggggh! Auughh! Ahuah! Khaff! Khaff! MY EYES!
[ He gropes around blindly for the Poke'Gear and somehow manages to turn it off. ]
[ACTION-- GOLDENROD, a public bench near you! - Around 12:00PM]
[ Anybody walking down this particular street has a better chance of smelling him before spotting the riot of black and white stripes that is Beetlejuice. He's laying face-down on a bench near a newspaper stand. The man running it is shooting him Looks and deciding whether or not to ask him to leave.]
[Occasionally BJ groans, but otherwise makes no attempt to pick himself up. It has not been his morning.]
[ One week after his previous entry, the feed opens with a cheerful Beetlejuice framing himself in the doorway of the Cherrygrove Pokemon Center. His cheeks are a little red and he's out of breath as though he's been running. ]
Whadyaknow! I made it to civilization! It takes more than a few angry Pikipek to stop the B-man!
[ He turns and enters the Pokemon Center and makes a b-line for the warp pad. He boards and grins into the camera.]
[The screen fizzles into static as the Warp activates. It only clears when he's arrived in Violet. Beetlejuice comes into view long enough to shimmy from one warp pad to the next. More static. More horror-movie shaky cam as he hustles from pad to pad. Another burst of static corrupts the video until the feed clears for a third time.]
[ Beetlejuice strides off the warp pad and brings his 'Gear back up to his face.]
PA-ZOW! Goldenrod, baby! Now all that's left is to board the...board the...the train...ough.
[ Suddenly, Beetlejuice is looking green as his hair after shotgunning three warps in a row. ]
Or maybe just--urk!
[ Luckily, the feed cuts before he McLoses his lunch. ]
[VIDEO 2, 11:31 AM]
[ A new video is posted a couple of hours later. Beetlejuice reappears on the screen, seemingly feeling much better. He walks with the 'Gear out in true selfie fashion as he travels the streets of the big city. ]
Alright, okay, we're on the lookout for good deeds that need doing. You hear me, Kirishima? I'm doing it! Oh--what do we have here? Hey, lady!
[ Beetlejuice sidles up to an old lady waiting at a crosswalk with a Stunky around her shoulders. He quickly slips his arm through one of hers and brings the Poke'Gear around to get them both in the frame. ]
Ah! Who are you?
Allow me!
[ He tugs her along out into the street. ]
Let me go, you hoodlum! I don't know you!
It's no trouble at all, ma'am!
[ The few cars that are on the road eek to a stop as the two of them cross. Once the reach the other sidewalk, Beetlejuice releases her and bows. ]
There you go, safe and--
PETUNIA!
[ The stunky around the woman's shoulders lifts her tail and blasts BJ full in the face with her spray. Beetlejuice screams and drops his 'Gear as he falls to his knees in a gagging/coughing fit. The lady harrumphs and toddles on her way. ]
Aaahhhggggh! Auughh! Ahuah! Khaff! Khaff! MY EYES!
[ He gropes around blindly for the Poke'Gear and somehow manages to turn it off. ]
[ACTION-- GOLDENROD, a public bench near you! - Around 12:00PM]
[ Anybody walking down this particular street has a better chance of smelling him before spotting the riot of black and white stripes that is Beetlejuice. He's laying face-down on a bench near a newspaper stand. The man running it is shooting him Looks and deciding whether or not to ask him to leave.]
[Occasionally BJ groans, but otherwise makes no attempt to pick himself up. It has not been his morning.]