[So says the massive, black robot. The robot standing in the middle of a city, or a road, or wherever you happen to be. Somehow, he's managing to cradle a tiny pokeball in a huge, scarred hand. Reaching out with a fingertip to delicately tap the button on the front.]
[When the light clears, it reveals an Onix nearly the same size as he is. Who looks overjoyed to see him -- enough to where the big guy's face creases slightly in what's probably a smile. Sort of.]
Ah. You too, eh? It is good to see you.
[One pat on the rocky head later, the big guy is off and limping down the road/path/street/whichever, the Onix trailing along behind him.]
Come, then! We have the children to find.
>> JAWS THEME [This is totally a perfectly normal truck. Right? Nothing odd about it at all.]
[Except occasionally, if you look away, then look back, it seems to have moved slightly to one side. Or forward. Or backward.]
[It's totally not trying to slink away -- OR sneak up on you, depending on who you are. Pretty sweet truck though.]
Ironhide | TF movies | Route_29 CRAU
... Again with this nonsense.
[So says the massive, black robot. The robot standing in the middle of a city, or a road, or wherever you happen to be. Somehow, he's managing to cradle a tiny pokeball in a huge, scarred hand. Reaching out with a fingertip to delicately tap the button on the front.]
[When the light clears, it reveals an Onix nearly the same size as he is. Who looks overjoyed to see him -- enough to where the big guy's face creases slightly in what's probably a smile. Sort of.]
Ah. You too, eh? It is good to see you.
[One pat on the rocky head later, the big guy is off and limping down the road/path/street/whichever, the Onix trailing along behind him.]
Come, then! We have the children to find.
>> JAWS THEME
[This is totally a perfectly normal truck. Right? Nothing odd about it at all.]
[Except occasionally, if you look away, then look back, it seems to have moved slightly to one side. Or forward. Or backward.]
[It's totally not trying to slink away -- OR sneak up on you, depending on who you are. Pretty sweet truck though.]