[ ALL OF YOU, ]

I'm a hard worker, not a miracle worker! [ THERE ARE LIMITS.

GRANTED, SHE WILL DO HER BEST TO SMASH THOSE, BUT WE MUST FIRST UNDERSTAND THEY EXIST. ] I mean, duuuuh I'm gonna try, I don't want it to turn out like my last boyfriend... who I just never did it with because he didn't really do it for me...

[ ...so that's her own fault, sort of, BUT IF HE WAS HOT SHE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THIS ISSUE. ]

Okay, but seriously, can you even imagine it. [ ...she can and she's going to hug her woobat tighter. Be Still Her Beating Heart. ]