I don't mind you asking. Also, I already asked you what you were, so if I did mind, I'd be pretty hypocritical.

I'm a goblin. Which, I realise you might not be familiar with. Think small, green, big ears, sharp teeth, tail. Capable of eating anything. Gods, I miss that.

[He gets lots of good food here, but just as a matter of principal, he's offended that this human body has necessitated in him being picky, a Goblin's worst nightmare and insult.

(Of course, to Riz picky means 'can't eat literal trash')]