video; a very special bite

[bloodysnarky]

[You don't see your favorite(?) vampire when the screen comes one. Instead you see a shiny Salazzle using the camera as a way to show off her (obviously) perfect complexion.

She began to perk up and pose and wink for the supposed audience.

In the back, you would hear a familiar voice calling out.]

Do show what this place has given you, darling! Let them see your beautiful face!

[The lady lizard seemed to take this in stride and made a big grin. Astarion came into view finally, with his curly locks pushed back by a headband and having what appeared to be a soup spoon with something...unidentifiable on it. Soup? Gravy? Whatever it was, it was on the spoon, in a pot over a campfire in the distance, AND on his apron.]

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[bugbeverage]

Maybe curry wasn't the best thing for a first-timer. Try grilling a cheese.

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[bloodysnarky]

Grilling...a cheese?

[His face puffed a bit. Maybe in some embarrassment. Though he discovered food all over again in the time he was here, so many weird things still mystified him.]

What in the seven hells even is that?

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[bugbeverage]

OH boy, are you in for somethin' special! First you--

[ He does this weird little gesture, as though he expects some kind of visual aid to appear. When it doesn't, he does a double take and smacks a hand to his forehead. Man! ]

It's a cheese sandwich. You butter it on both sides and grill it on a skillet until the cheese melts.

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[bloodysnarky]

Sounds-

[Boring. Bland.]

Fine...let's hope I don't set fire to the bread.

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[bugbeverage]

Fine? FINE? Grilled cheese fucking SLAPS. Especially if you're really hungover!

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[bloodysnarky]

And what cheese works well with this...thing. I have a wheel of brie, but that's it. I was HOPING to pair it with good wine.

[bugbeverage]

Hmm. Well, in my world we have something called Kraft singles. There's gotta be something like it here.