[SORRY BEEJ. Wrath was an awful speller even before he had to do it one-handedly on account of the PokeGear screen not registering automail fingers.]
[And speaking of the PokeGear screen... his sight is rapidly blurring. NOT, as he would prefer, because his body is finally succumbing to the sweet embrace of death, but because the mere thought of Alphonse Elric not making it to the other side of the Gate to be with his brother is making these stupid, stupid human eyes fill with tears.]
[After another moment of fraught hesitation...]
[BOOP!]
[The video pops on and Beetlejuice can finally see who he's talking to.]
[A deathly pale (although slightly sunburnt-looking) youth with dark circles under his eyes and an impressively death-metal hairdo, visibly wiping tears away with a frustrated expression.]
[Text -> Video]
[And speaking of the PokeGear screen... his sight is rapidly blurring. NOT, as he would prefer, because his body is finally succumbing to the sweet embrace of death, but because the mere thought of Alphonse Elric not making it to the other side of the Gate to be with his brother is making these stupid, stupid human eyes fill with tears.]
[After another moment of fraught hesitation...]
[BOOP!]
[The video pops on and Beetlejuice can finally see who he's talking to.]
[A deathly pale (although slightly sunburnt-looking) youth with dark circles under his eyes and an impressively death-metal hairdo, visibly wiping tears away with a frustrated expression.]
I didn't have any booze last night.
[His voice is croaky.]