[ When the little loading icon appears and announces an incoming vido transition, BJ feels somehow triumphant. Like he's getting the info here. He's going to get to the bottom of this poor speller who doesn't know what wasted is or anything about human headaches. ]
[And then.]
Holy moly! I thought you were just really drunk! You look like garbage, kid, are you all by yourself?
[ Several things make sense very quickly and now he feels a creeping panic. He likes kids well enough. They feed his ego by enjoying his crass humor and they make pretty good shitposts but he doesn't actually know what to do when one is having a crisis. Did Pokemon Land have 911? ]
[video]
[And then.]
Holy moly! I thought you were just really drunk! You look like garbage, kid, are you all by yourself?
[ Several things make sense very quickly and now he feels a creeping panic. He likes kids well enough. They feed his ego by enjoying his crass humor and they make pretty good shitposts but he doesn't actually know what to do when one is having a crisis. Did Pokemon Land have 911? ]