[He wonders if he ought to ask for a description of whoever these people are...but nah. He's been kind of a hermit for a while, he probably wouldn't know 'em.]
yeah, you're not the only one
[He doesn't send his next message right away, waffles over actually hitting the button. A lot more than he had about telling this same person their brain was imminently going to turn into a raisin. Being nice! Is! Way harder than trolling! Thank Arceus for anonymous texting. Nobody's going to catch him being SINCERE to a RANDOM EVIL(?) HORSE!]
take the chance. it's worth it even if you've done [quick scroll back up to check the Crime List] felony tax evasion.
[anon text]
[He wonders if he ought to ask for a description of whoever these people are...but nah. He's been kind of a hermit for a while, he probably wouldn't know 'em.]
yeah, you're not the only one
[He doesn't send his next message right away, waffles over actually hitting the button. A lot more than he had about telling this same person their brain was imminently going to turn into a raisin. Being nice! Is! Way harder than trolling! Thank Arceus for anonymous texting. Nobody's going to catch him being SINCERE to a RANDOM EVIL(?) HORSE!]
take the chance. it's worth it even if you've done [quick scroll back up to check the Crime List] felony tax evasion.
good luck