It's moments like this that make Karkat contemplate the true meaning of pity.]
Did that seriously just fucking happen. Tell me that did not just fucking happen.
[He'll get to the whole validation thing in a moment, really he will, he just needs to accept that this is the loser he's shackled himself to because—because what the fuck, high-fiving himself? Really? It's Dave and therefore not... actually that unexpected, but oh god Karkat needs to focus on something other than how close this asshole's face is to his right now.
(It's very close. Very. Just putting that out there.)
... almost as unbearable as the face Dave might make if he's shot down right now. Karkat's pretty sure he'd know it wasn't sincere, but... god. Fucking. Dammit. What is pity? baby don't hurt me]
I'll say yes but only if you promise to never do that again.
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It's moments like this that make Karkat contemplate the true meaning of pity.]
Did that seriously just fucking happen. Tell me that did not just fucking happen.
[He'll get to the whole validation thing in a moment, really he will, he just needs to accept that this is the loser he's shackled himself to because—because what the fuck, high-fiving himself? Really? It's Dave and therefore not... actually that unexpected, but oh god Karkat needs to focus on something other than how close this asshole's face is to his right now.
(It's very close. Very. Just putting that out there.)
He visibly struggles for a second or two, exclusively over what to say and most definitely not anything else at all ever, then scowls and no seriously why is Dave's face so close. Oh god, he has literally become the cliché, this is unbearable.
... almost as unbearable as the face Dave might make if he's shot down right now. Karkat's pretty sure he'd know it wasn't sincere, but... god. Fucking. Dammit. What is pity?
baby don't hurt me]I'll say yes but only if you promise to never do that again.