Heh, I've had to adjust my calendar...three? Four times now, I've just kind of given up and go with whatever's local. It's a headache to try and figure out what should be "accurate' or not.

['Accurate' being said with the accompaniment of gigantic finger-quotes.]

I don't know if I can send any cake your way, but I know I can get some interesting novelty items to add to the cause.