Yeah! I took a picture to send to a friend a little while ago, hang on--

[It takes a few moments of fiddling with the Gear before Dave will receive a ping to his inbox with the picture in question. This poor headband is so off-brand it would make China wince. The plastic is a hideous puke-green, the eye paint was printed on so far off the mold that the poor thing has become a cyclops, and the oversized pinchers (which are fused together but still have a screw in for a hinge for some reason) dangle sadly from wire springs that were never meant to support that much weight.]

I have no idea what they were thinking, making this thing.