[... Why does he like you again. Also, trying really hard not to smile as he reaches Dave's side and tries to give the crown a disdainful look.]
This wasn't part of the agreement, asshole. Can I at least put it on myself? How long do I have to wear it?
[None of these things are things he should be saying out loud if he wants to preserve his dignity, probably, but conveniently enough, Dave appears to have utterly devastated the shit out of that all over the Pokéinternet, so why not. He's an old hand at sabotaging himself anyway.]
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This wasn't part of the agreement, asshole. Can I at least put it on myself? How long do I have to wear it?
[None of these things are things he should be saying out loud if he wants to preserve his dignity, probably, but conveniently enough, Dave appears to have utterly devastated the shit out of that all over the Pokéinternet, so why not. He's an old hand at sabotaging himself anyway.]